Human and Cat Cooperative

About

Hacc, sometimes written as haac by mistake is a cooperative. It contains one human and one cat, but it's a serious business with a website and email address!

Careers

No openings right now, sorry

We are currently looking for a person to fill position of Junior Excutive Assitant of The Cat

It's a full time permanent position

Requirements:

• Being a cat
• Being red or otherwise cute is a plus

Resposibilities:

• Doing cat things under supervision of Senior Cat
• Purring
• Doing cat things on your own
• To cat

We offer:

• Being part of young and dynamic team
• Becoming an associate cat
• Cat food
• Some human food, sometimes
• Full veterynary coverage
• Housing
• Access to most fabulous catting tools like: a battery powered snake, peace of tape hanging from a ribbon, multiple balls
• Catnip breaks

Please send your CV to careers -at- hacc.pl for review

Services

Our cooperative provides wide range of services, including but not limited to, creating very impressive websites like this one!

Contact

Human

In order to contact a human please write to human at hacc.pl

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Human also has a social media account Mastodon.

Note: Humans' opinions on a social media account are not official statements of HaCC. Statements need to be approve by the Cat first, and they have wildly different opinions on stuff.

Cat

Cat is available for inquiries at cat at hacc.pl

Cats public PGP key:

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Cookie policy

If there is a cookie, you can eat it if you want. If you don't want a cookie, you don't have to eat it.

If there is only one cookie left it is polite to ask other person in the room if they want half of it.

If there is only one cookie left and more people than its practical to share with, take the cookie and hide it in your pocket and eat when no one is looking. Or announce loudly and proudly that you are eating last cookie. You do you.

Cookies with chocolate are not avialable to dogs, no exceptions. We're not even sorry for that. Fuck you, dogs.

Please note! Cookie policy only applies to cookies, not to cats biscuits.

Cat biscuits policy

Cat biscuits belong to the cat. Wet food is better than biscuits, why there biscuits? Cat refuses to eat biscuits but it doesn't mean you can eat them, espetially if you're a dog. Why is there a dog? Why are dogs?

Dogs can have cat biscuits when cat is not looking. I'm not going to tell, will you? (If you're going to nark on a dog - please email cat at cat -at- hacc.pl, but don't).

Copyright

© HaCC, 2023.

We are a very serious business and our legal department is very scarry. Everything is patented, copyrighted and is also a trademark. Everything. Scarry lawyers and cat with claws. Lawyers and claws. <- that would be good name for a legal firm. But you can't use it, sorry. Our trademark.